Very Costly

What is the opposite of free?
A credit card and a shopping spree
Wrapping my car around a tree
Buying a house and losing the key

Brains -- An Antonym Poem

What is the opposite of brains?

Leaving your bike out when it rains

Using a marker to make stains

Telling off TSA when catching planes

Ignoring continuous chest pains

That is the opposite of brains.