April 2016 Challenge Day 26: Oblivious

My teddy bear
Had no hair
I was oblivious to his condition

I was unaware
Of his disrepair
He needed a good beautician.

Grocery Shopping

I took a trip to the super mart
And lost control of the grocery cart.
The cart rolled down the canned food aisle.
Slammed into the shelves and made a pile.
The manager came with a mop.
She asked me to please leave her shop.

League Night

That bowling alley is very seedy.
The owner acts like he is greedy.
The balls are greasy like French fries.
The chairs are covered up with flies.
My shoes are sticking to the floor.
I don't want to go there any more.

What's Your Destination?

 

Where will you go?

Sun or snow?

Mountains or sea?

Where will it be?

I don’t want to roam.

I’d rather stay home.

Jingle Bells Rock

 

It's almost eleven o'clock

Time for the Jingle Bell Rock

Jingle bells keep the beat

So get up on your feet

Sing and dance around

Moving to that familiar sound

Flocked!

I woke up this morning
Without any warning
Flamingos all over my lawn.
I suspected a joke
From some friendly folk
The next morning the flamingos were gone.

A Very Cheesy Escape

 



 

The thief was caught

In jail to rot

And so did plot.

 

His friend was pleased

He hid the keys

In a block of cheese.



Flamingo

There once was a flamingo
That liked to play bingo.
He won every game.
The prize he would claim
A fortunate bird
Went around town chauffeured.

A Monster Meal

I did not eat the chocolate cake,
The peach cobbler I did not take.
I did not steal the cherry tart
I know not how it did depart.
I did not munch the apple pie
I do not have an alibi
Don't ask me to stand upon the scale
Or I fear I will be put in jail.

Sheriff

The sheriff made a false arrest,
And he stirred up a hornet's nest.
The mayor's wife was unimpressed,
For she missed on her beauty rest.
The sheriff did his level best
To return the stolen treasure chest.