Emergency?

I saw a hit-and-run

So I called 911.

The police were not impressed

At the baseball contest.

Cold Feet

My toes are so cold
I must put on double socks
Or go in the house.

Missing London

Don't be a rube and take the tube.
Be a good chap and mind the gap.
We'll grab some grub at the local pub.
Crumpets and tea for you and me.

A Feathery Mystery

It's quite a mystery
Who would do such a thing?
There are signs of fowl play.
Feathers are everywhere
Fox in the chicken coop
Knocked out by the rooster.

Monster Jam (part 2)

"What do you mean there are no guitars?"

Monster trucks are at

Monster jam.

Edgar Elk

Edgar Elk exited the elevator.

Peter Peter Remix

Peter and his wife
Had a very nice life.
They lived very well
In an empty pumpkin shell.