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Thursday, May 30, 2013

Not a Breakfast for Champions


This morning at daybreak

I ate an old cupcake

It gave me a bellyache

I got on the school bus

Trying to act tough

I tried not to make a fuss

I threw up everywhere!

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Unexpected Results


Ted dreamed of owning a chicken coop.
He forgot about the chicken poop.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

A Penguin Pensee

Penguins
flightless waddlers
huddling for warmth on the ice
Antarctica at the South Pole
They are working together.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Sunday, May 26, 2013

A Giant Dessert

What do you call a frozen dessert that is taller than a house?

Extreme ice cream

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Creature from Mars

There once was a creature from Mars
Who set out to visit the stars
He ran out of air
And came back from there
His spaceship was covered with scars.