Place Setting

I can't remember

all the rules

for spoons, knives, and forks

Marketing Strategy

Innovative Company

We make something new

Come try it

End of Summer Entertainment

The last days

Of summer break

With a movie

At the library.

Birthday Cake

Betty baked with better batter.

Sam and Sue

Sam and Sue joined a crew
And sailed out to sea.
Sam swabbed the deck and hurt his neck
And Sue brought a cup of tea.

Sam and Sue knew what to do.
Sam worked that whole ship.
Sue trimmed the sail and saw a whale
They agreed it was a fine trip.

Picnic

picnic

outside, tasty

nibbling, munching

feast

Just a Little Windy

What is a very small sandstorm?

A dust gust

Back to School

Are

you ready

for this year?

A Get Away

island
remote, sunny
sailing away alone
getting away from everything
retreat

School Shopping

I need some pencils.

I need a calculator.

I need some paper.

I need a plastic ruler

And composition notebooks.

Rough Morning

Flat tire

Out of gas

Rough morning

Unhappy Cat

My favorite pet

Gets quite upset

When she gets wet.

Shoes

shoes

leather

lavender

very stylish

pumps

What's in the First Aid Kit?

What's in the first aid kit?

Band-aids

Gauze

Alcohol wipes

Aspirin

Safety pins

Ace bandage

Tweezers

Chocolate!

Doubtful defense

Will you defend?
It all depends.

Experiment

Egg on the sidewalk.
Will it fry?
Does it really work?

A Natural Alarm Clock

Rooster calling me

Early on my uncle's farm

It's time to get up.

Horse Show

Horse show
Dressed in their best
Trotting in the arena
Out at the local county fair
Beautiful animals

Some Like Them Hot

Percy picked a plethora of pretty peppers.

An Author's Wish

I recommend

You comprehend

The book I penned

To the very end.

Family Reunion

family

kindred, kind

hugging, joking

reunion

The Egypt Crypt Script

Sam read the script
About a crypt
That was shipped
From old Egypt.
Sam's mouth was zipped.
He stayed tight-lipped
About why it ripped.

Winter in August?

Everyone knows

When it snows

The wind blows

And nothing grows

In garden rows

A Tragedy

The one who set the flame
Is the one to blame.
The house on fire
Brought consequences dire.

Baby Talk

The boys went for a nature walk.

They began to speak in baby talk.

Then they became a laughingstock.

What Not to Wear Limerick

There once was a man from Frankfurt
Who went around dressed in his night shirt.
He took a wrong turn
On his evening sojourn
And ended up lost in the desert.

Time's Up

We have a concern

That it's time to adjourn.

I Prefer Rocky Road

What do you call it when you sneak some ice cream?

A covert dessert

Of Sound Mind

What does someone have when they are completely rational?

A sane brain

 

Courtesy Counts

What did the polite boy ask for on his hamburger?

"Cheese, please."

 

A Solution to a Messy Meal

What might you need at a BBQ?

A rib bib

 

 

Chocolate

What do you call a fight about chocolate?

A truffle scuffle