Thursday, May 30, 2013

Not a Breakfast for Champions

This morning at daybreak

I ate an old cupcake

It gave me a bellyache

I got on the school bus

Trying to act tough

I tried not to make a fuss

I threw up everywhere!

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Unexpected Results

Ted dreamed of owning a chicken coop.
He forgot about the chicken poop.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

A Penguin Pensee

flightless waddlers
huddling for warmth on the ice
Antarctica at the South Pole
They are working together.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Sunday, May 26, 2013

A Giant Dessert

What do you call a frozen dessert that is taller than a house?

Extreme ice cream

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Creature from Mars

There once was a creature from Mars
Who set out to visit the stars
He ran out of air
And came back from there
His spaceship was covered with scars.

Friday, May 24, 2013

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

If Yoda Were My Teacher

Yoda says...
pencils you must sharpen
homework you must turn in
projects you must finish

In honor of Talk Like Yoda Day

For Free Printable Lesson Plans Click Here

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Flower Bread

When Cook used flower she made a false assumption.
The bread she made was not for our consumption.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

Friday, May 17, 2013


Birds outside
Hatching in their nest
Mother bird will bring them some food

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Fouled Out!

I played basketball

Up and down the hall

Bouncing off the wall

My treasured orange sphere

Hit my mother’s chandelier

Now I’m not welcome here

I've been fouled out!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Birth to Death

Warm, Bright
Emerging, Renewing, Beginning
The Cycle of Life
Aging, Decaying, Ending
Dark, Cold

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Baby Bird

Fragile, New
Jostling, Poking, Hatching
A fresh made life
Breathing, Resting, Living
Wet, Soft

Monday, May 13, 2013

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Humpty Dumpty Part 2

Humpty Dumpty made the king sad
He was the best friend the king ever had
The king glued the pieces and the crack in the shell
Still Humpty Dumpty didn't feel very well.

Friday, May 10, 2013

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Trashed Fan Mail

Unopened fan mail has been trashed.
My hopes and dreams have been dashed.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

What's in Your Locker?

My Locker Combination

Saturday, May 4, 2013


Only way out
I must escape from this room
I feel claustrophobic right now
I need fresh air...freedom!

Friday, May 3, 2013

Go Fish!

Playing a card game
with my littlest brother
like playing myself

Thursday, May 2, 2013


The rubberband
Flew out of my hand
Landed on teacher's head
Now I am dead.