Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Squirrel Party

My cat is a wuss
Squirrels run freely in my yard
They are unafraid

Monday, September 29, 2014

Peace Treaty Beverage

What do you called a beverage served at a peace treaty?

Truce juice

Friday, September 26, 2014


Holding my stuff
Keeping it all secure
Don't remember combination
I'm stuck

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Grocery Shopping

I took a trip to the super mart
And lost control of the grocery cart.
The cart rolled down the canned food aisle.
Slammed into the shelves and made a pile.
The manager came with a mop.
She asked me to please leave her shop.

Monday, September 22, 2014

Friday, September 19, 2014

Lucky Ducky

What might you call a water bird’s good fortune?
Duck luck

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Autumn Storm

Did you hear the squall?
Wind blowing on the wall
Well it is almost fall.