Friday, August 31, 2012

Place Setting

I can't remember
all the rules
for spoons, knives, and forks

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Monday, August 27, 2012

Sam and Sue

Sam and Sue joined a crew
And sailed out to sea.
Sam swabbed the deck and hurt his neck
And Sue brought a cup of tea.

Sam and Sue knew what to do.
Sam worked that whole ship.
Sue trimmed the sail and saw a whale
They agreed it was a fine trip.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Thursday, August 23, 2012

A Get Away

remote, sunny
sailing away alone
getting away from everything

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

School Shopping

I need some pencils.
I need a calculator.
I need some paper.
I need a plastic ruler
And composition notebooks.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Saturday, August 18, 2012

What's in the First Aid Kit?

What's in the first aid kit?
Alcohol wipes
Safety pins
Ace bandage

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

A Natural Alarm Clock

Rooster calling me
Early on my uncle's farm
It's time to get up.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Horse Show

Horse show
Dressed in their best
Trotting in the arena
Out at the local county fair
Beautiful animals

Monday, August 13, 2012

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Friday, August 10, 2012

The Egypt Crypt Script

Sam read the script
About a crypt
That was shipped
From old Egypt.
Sam's mouth was zipped.
He stayed tight-lipped
About why it ripped.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Winter in August?

Everyone knows
When it snows
The wind blows
And nothing grows
In garden rows

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

A Tragedy

The one who set the flame
Is the one to blame.
The house on fire
Brought consequences dire.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Baby Talk

The boys went for a nature walk.
They began to speak in baby talk.
Then they became a laughingstock.

Monday, August 6, 2012

What Not to Wear Limerick

There once was a man from Frankfurt
Who went around dressed in his night shirt.
He took a wrong turn
On his evening sojourn
And ended up lost in the desert.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Saturday, August 4, 2012

I Prefer Rocky Road

What do you call it when you sneak some ice cream?
A covert dessert

Of Sound Mind

What does someone have when they are completely rational?

A sane brain


Friday, August 3, 2012

Courtesy Counts

What did the polite boy ask for on his hamburger?

"Cheese, please."


Thursday, August 2, 2012

Wednesday, August 1, 2012


What do you call a fight about chocolate?

A truffle scuffle