Monday, September 29, 2014

Peace Treaty Beverage

What do you called a beverage served at a peace treaty?

Truce juice

Friday, September 26, 2014


Holding my stuff
Keeping it all secure
Don't remember combination
I'm stuck

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Grocery Shopping

I took a trip to the super mart
And lost control of the grocery cart.
The cart rolled down the canned food aisle.
Slammed into the shelves and made a pile.
The manager came with a mop.
She asked me to please leave her shop.

Monday, September 22, 2014

Friday, September 19, 2014

Lucky Ducky

What might you call a water bird’s good fortune?
Duck luck

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Autumn Storm

Did you hear the squall?
Wind blowing on the wall
Well it is almost fall.

Monday, September 15, 2014

In a Hole

I don’t understand
How did you get in that hole?
It was just an accident
I was in a race
Being first is not the best
When you end up in a hole

Friday, September 12, 2014

Unhealthy conditions

That mold colony
By modern science
Will certainly cause
Sleep deprivation

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Monday, September 8, 2014

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Monday, September 1, 2014

Beetle Cinquain

diverse, common
crawling all over Earth
creeping, burrowing underground