Blue Friday

 

Seahawks are going

to the Super Bowl again

I want them to win

Winter Morning

Alarm awakens
Before sun rises
It's too dark outside
I turn back over
Now I'm late for school

 

 

Sporting Goods

What could you call a group of shops that sell sporting goods?

A ball mall

Let It Blow

I have some candles
A fire in the wood stove
Let the wind storm blow

Rulers

Rulers
are not
meant for spinning

A Pod of Orcas

On the Puget Sound
Rolling, Diving, Leaping from the waves
Catching fish
A Pod of killer whales
Swimming to entertain

More Mittens and Kittens

Forgetful kittens

Lose their mittens while Mama

Cat loses temper

VSK: Very Small Kitten

My cat is a wuss
Tiny kitten invades yard
Oly runs away

Theater Game Advice

Improvisation
Drama club
Don't play for the laugh

Cross Country Delivery

What could you call a letter transported by train?

Rail mail

Black Out Mourning

The power went out
a wind storm
No coffee for me

TV Commercial

Now
A word
From our sponsor

At the Movies

May I take your order, sir?
I want popcorn with
One large pop