Ode to an Overweight Hamster
When you stepped upon the scale,
I was astonished by your weight
The effect of how much you ate.
Your food intake I must curtail.
It's hard to hear your little squeak
Turn into a louder shriek.
Here, have a healthy meal.
Exercise on your wheel.
I know you think that love is food
But this is only for your good.
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