Ode to an Overweight Hamster When you stepped upon the scale, I was astonished by your weight The effect of how much you ate. Your food intake I must curtail.
It's hard to hear your little squeak Turn into a louder shriek. Here, have a healthy meal. Exercise on your wheel.
Blowing winds of 150 mph In a hurricane Laundry turned sideways Line broken off its pole One side then the other Wind more powerful In a hurricane Never hang your clothes out in Galveston in July
Tangent On a circle Intersects at one point A math vocabulary word Tangent Tangent Irrelevant An off-topic comment Tangents are sometimes important Worthwhile
There once was a kitten named Scamper Who loved to take naps in the hamper The clothes began to stink Ended up in the sink That's when Scamper became damper.